i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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