idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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