fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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