He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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