What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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