exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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