I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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