i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just googled if crying burns calories
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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