I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
