remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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