My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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