He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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