let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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