yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
im on a boat
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