i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
