there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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