Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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