It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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