Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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