But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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