btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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