oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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