I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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