I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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