gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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