If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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