Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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