found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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