Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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