BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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