I think I died a long time ago.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My feet surprised me
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