By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
organizing the empties. That sober.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
