I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Randomize
