How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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