Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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