I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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