Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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