no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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