Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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