windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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