So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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