Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Even my vagina gasped.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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