i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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