Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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