Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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