I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Randomize
