in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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