Having a random hookup so left but love u
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You left your phone here
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