what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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