Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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