i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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