I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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