I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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