Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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