i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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