There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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