Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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