called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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